Go ahead – make it a table for two cause I am damn sure I’m not alone.
Damn you iHop!!! Get thee behind me!!!
I have no fear – for thou art with me….”Thou” being a stiff cup of coffee and an EAS Vanilla Protein shake for breakfast!
All you can eat free pancakes…..Ha! I laugh in the face of your monstrous stack!
I love each and every one of you…even if you show up drenched in creamy butter and gads of sweet syrup!