Go see GOD!…..


Meditation Flash Mob…..who knew???  I saw the notice on Facebook and went on a whim after work. I knew it would be hotter than hell and that I would have to  do some walking to get there but I put on my big girl panties, grabbed my pretty pink yoga mat and went to Allen Parkway.

I found a parking spot about three blocks away. I didn’t realize till I started walking that my little jaunt was all uphill. I huffed and puffed and made my way to the site and was dang glad I brought a bottle of water when I finally got there.

I thought this would be a good time to try to focus on life and pray for those that are hurting in the world. I also thought I might get a glimpse of what I truly was looking for here in on earth. So I spread out my mat and tried to get comfortable. And I tried….and I tried some more. You see – I know HOW to meditate. I’ve been doing it for years. But I am usually in a chair or laying down at the end of the day. But I was having a tiny, weenie problem today….I couldn’t really cross my legs and sit pretty like everybody else.

All these vibrant, spiritual types had come to the park with nary a care as to HOW they were going to meditate. They just were going to do it! So, I got as comfortable as I could on the grassy spot I had claimed as my own.  I did just fine for the first 15 minutes….then my feet fell asleep….damn it. So I moved very quietly and found a new position and resumed my mantra. I tried to focus on my upcoming trip this weekend to audition for America’s Biggest Loser and asked for guidance on what I might say to casting agents. Before I came up with any insight and ant had gnawed on my ankle. I popped open my eye’s and in a flash I sent that lil bugger to go see God a bit sooner than nature had probably intended. Namaste.

I settled back in and gave it one more try…another 15 minutes in and my back was killing me, my butt cheeks were numb and a mosquito had decided to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. I threw in the towel. I hoisted myself up and sat on a statue base, took a few pictures as the sun was setting and gathered my things for the walk back to my car. Thank GOD it would all be down hill.

So it was an interesting experience. I got out. I did something new. I met some new people. I was a little disappointed that I didn’t have an AH HA! moment and then it hit me. I knew how to pray for every one else in the world but I was forgetting to LISTEN.

Prayer is talking to GOD, MEDITATING is listening for an answer…I had my answer all along from the minute I sat down.

So when the casting agents ask me WHY I want to be on America’s Biggest Loser… the answer is simple. I wanna be able to cross my legs!

I love each and every one of you!


Copyright 2011 Juliana M. Wathen

29 comments on “Go see GOD!…..”

  1. I swear you have to be one of my favorite people! Through your posts “You manage to take us to places within ourselves that just makes me smile”! I’ve felt your pain and your honesty and it’s just sooo refreshing! I have no doubt the casting agents will tune into your magic…so just let it go sista because all is going to manifest just the way it’s intended! Just be ready to “receive”!!!!

    love, love, love it, love you too girl!


    1. Oh Loretta, you know just what to say to a girl! Hey – guess whose meeting me at the Audition…..Gayle Rowland-Glenn….I’m picking her up on my way there! I haven’t seen here in probably 20 yrs…can’t wait!!!! We are gonna rock the house!


  2. One of your many gifts is the ability to make a complex issue simple. Yep you introduce the complex and make it real and simple so it hits each one of us where we live. We love traveling with you on your journey. Thanks for making it a little brighter!
    Luv ya,


  3. Namaste … priceless. Made me choke on my tea a little, but it was worth it.

    Are you really auditioning for Biggest Loser? That is utterly far out, as are you.

    Thanks for the giggle, and I love you right back.



  4. Juliana…
    Just wanted you to know that I am praying for you and your audition this weekend!!! Please keep us posted. Those judges aren’t going to know what hit them when they meet you!!! YOU GO GIRL!
    Lori Spargur


  5. Love it and yes we try to really complicate life when it is that simple. Wishing you a great experience this weekend and if you want to be on that show, Godspeed. I am pulling for you and I can’t wait to hear about it. Love you girly!


  6. This was rated: 2 LOLs thanks for sharing…whether its BL that scoops you up or your upcoming play or your book….YOU are life changing. Your creative way of sharing the truth is outstanding.


  7. Your answer is PERFECT! I want to cross my legs. And what beautiful woman such as your self would not want to. I can see you swinging your leg and flipping your sissy shoes. I find that kinda cool…I wish you the best of luck. You and the LAW hang tight….I love you girls….


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